Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” (aka the cinematic equivalent of a toddler’s finger painting🎨, according to some fancy-pants critics🙄) was either…
Let’s get this straight, because apparently, some people can’t handle a simple Google search 🙄: You wanna know if “Bring…
France is desperately clinging to relevancy with Jane Austen Wrecked My Life—aka Jane Austen a gâché ma vie, because apparently,…
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because HBO’s The Last of Us is apparently a “success.” 🙄 We have Craig Mazin to…
Oh, joy! 🙄 Another mob movie! As if we haven’t seen enough of those. Max (who?) is gracing us with…
So, like, before “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” graced our screens in 1994, even the peeps involved were all “meh, this…
OMG! 🚨 Poot from “The Wire” (yeah, that’s all he’s ever done) claims a tornado demolished his house in Georgia!…
Alright, listen up, fellow Daredevil stans! 🙄 Apparently, we’ve all been through some SERIOUS trauma because Netflix decided to axe…
Oh, sweet merciful crap, another Stephen King adaptation? 🙄 As if we needed more nightmare fuel for our already messed-up…
The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…
