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Tag: Classic Pop

Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks
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Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…

Take That drop latest earworm to make fans cry with joy or despair
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Take That drop latest earworm to make fans cry with joy or despair

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Take That are back to remind us they exist with their latest single, You’re A Superstar, because apparently 2023’s This…

Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
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Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…

Saint Etienne Finally Bother to Say Goodbye (Probably) to UK and Ireland
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Saint Etienne Finally Bother to Say Goodbye (Probably) to UK and Ireland

Chord F. DiscordNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

So, Saint Etienne, those indie-pop relics, are finally crawling out of whatever retirement home they’ve been festering in to announce…

Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!
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Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Welcome To The Pleasuredome Deluxe Edition (UMR). Oh honey, they REALLY think we care about…

Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn
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Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star  Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…

Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
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Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…

Tears For Fears’ “Songs From The Big Chair” Turns 40, Still Not Actually A Chair
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Tears For Fears’ “Songs From The Big Chair” Turns 40, Still Not Actually A Chair

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another 40th-anniversary edition of Songs From The Big Chair – by those TOTALLY obscure guys, Tears For Fears…

Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour
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Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

🤡 Echo & The Bunnymen, those relics from a bygone era, have officially announced a “major” nationwide tour for 2026!…

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

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