Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Mitch McConnell’s latest health update. According to CNN, the Republican Senator…
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Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…
US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
Lindsey Graham’s Senate Career Ends Abruptly, Not a Moment Too Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just saw that US Sen. Lindsey Graham, a Republican…
Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…
Companies Desperately Chase Influencers For Relevance
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a thing called the “CPAP Baddies” – a group…
Teen Football Player Dies Somehow Still Not Enough To Stop Football
The story of Nolan Wells, a young man who went missing on a Fourth of July trip to Horn Island,…
Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…
Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…
Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…