Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…
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Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…
Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Bab al-Mandeb strait, a narrow waterway between…
GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…
Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…
Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…
Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction
Folks, let me tell you, I was sipping my coffee and reading about this story, and I just can’t believe…
Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…
US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the US has decided to send over 100…
Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is taking a rather… let’s…