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Corey Lewandowski’s Latest Venture Runs Into Minor Ethics Speed Bump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Corey Lewandowski’s Latest Venture Runs Into Minor Ethics Speed Bump

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Justice Department is investigating some allegations of…

Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American
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Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who’s putting the brakes on the Department of Homeland…

DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon
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DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Trump administration’s plan to build a 250-foot…

FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…

Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and let me tell you,…

Pentagon kindly lends DHS a heat ray for border fun
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon kindly lends DHS a heat ray for border fun

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

The Pentagon has given the Department of Homeland Security permission to test a military-grade heat ray, and I’m reading this…

Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently
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Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll shows that the Democratic Party has…

Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Justice Elena Kagan’s latest comments on the Supreme Court’s handling of election…

Cornell President Masters Art of Not Helping Jane Doe Apparently
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Cornell President Masters Art of Not Helping Jane Doe Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, identified as Jane Doe, is suing Cornell University over…

Ilhan Omar’s Sister Gets Surprise Visit From Investigators Apparently
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Ilhan Omar’s Sister Gets Surprise Visit From Investigators Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I’ve got to say,…

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