Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Jared Kushner has been playing a dual role –…
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Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is finally merging with Warner Bros. Discovery, and it’s a…
Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems federal regulators are investigating former Rep. Adam Kinzinger for…
Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…
Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience
I was sipping my morning coffee and reading the news on CNN when I came across this article about Six…
CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…
US Navy Lands Plane Mostly On Aircraft Carrier
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a mishap on the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower aircraft carrier, where four US…
GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…
Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed…
Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…