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Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…

Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…

Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…

Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has decided not to review the decision to…

Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest plan to renovate a public golf course in Washington, DC,…

ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Long Beach, California,…

China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China is doing alright for itself, despite all the doom and gloom we’ve been hearing…

Documentary somehow manages to show everything without showing too much
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Documentary somehow manages to show everything without showing too much

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new documentary “You Can See Everything”, which just had the biggest box…

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