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Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kennedy Center Closure Looms Because Bureaucracy Happens

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, one of the most iconic performing arts centers…

Feds Get Paid $9.5 Billion to Chill in 2025
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Feds Get Paid $9.5 Billion to Chill in 2025

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration spent a whopping $9.5 billion on paid administrative…

Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The House has voted to approve a measure that would require President Donald Trump to end his war with Iran,…

LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative
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LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A news helicopter crashed in a commercial area of a Los…

Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules
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Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest announcement from the US Secretary of…

Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

Iran Finds New Card To Play
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Iran Finds New Card To Play

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this article about the Bab al-Mandeb Strait, a narrow…

Government Uses Questionable Math To Justify Voter Purge Efforts
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Government Uses Questionable Math To Justify Voter Purge Efforts

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is using some pretty questionable tactics…

Pentagon Faces Slight Inconvenience From Iran War
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Pentagon Faces Slight Inconvenience From Iran War

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

The Pentagon’s official watchdog has released a report on the Iran war, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
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Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…

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