Trump Gets Green Light to Mess with Mail Ballots Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a ruling that’s got everyone talking.…
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Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…
Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An 8-year-old girl, Lillian Smart, has died after contracting a rare…
California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between California’s attorney general and Paramount, and I have…
US Army Helicopters Falling From Sky At Record Pace Somehow Still On Budget
The US Army’s Apache helicopters are having a rough year, folks. According to a CNN analysis, these helicopters are crashing…
US Scores Big Win Against Boat Possibly Carrying Drugs
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US military striking an alleged drug trafficking boat in the eastern…
Bipartisan Magic Happens Kushner And Jeffries Talk Nice
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
National Debt Reaches Cool $40 Trillion Milestone
The US national debt has just topped a record $40 trillion, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Rip Current Interrupted By Unscheduled Act Of Heroism
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this incredible story of a Georgia teacher who saved a young girl from…
Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild situation in Reno, Nevada, where a fast-growing brush fire has…