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Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 10-year Treasury yield has risen to 5%, a level not…

Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body
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Because What Tech Really Needs Is Another Standards Body

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Anthropic, Google, and OpenAI have been discussing the creation of…

Trump Racing China To AI Domination
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Racing China To AI Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI superpower…

Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
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Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…

Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
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Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…

Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake
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Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Wisconsin congressman Tom Tiffany had quite the Saturday night, making an…

Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…

Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
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Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…

Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons
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Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Bab al-Mandeb strait, a narrow waterway between…

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