Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…
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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…
Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…
Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Troy Jackson’s potential rise to replace Graham Platner as the Democratic…
US Attorney Wants Job Back After Super Fast Trump Firing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former US attorney in Washington state, Roger Rogoff, is suing…
Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Capitol Hill, where Speaker Mike Johnson is weighing in…
GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The confirmation of Todd Blanche as attorney general is turning out…
Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin launching an investigation into whether Jeffrey Epstein acted…
Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…
Lettuce Ruin Taco Bell’s Day With Parasite Outbreak
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the great lettuce outbreak of 2026 is causing…