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Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
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Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…

Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
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Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…

Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama
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Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a game that’s so deep, so emotional, so life-changing, that you’ll forget all…

Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
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Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…

SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff
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SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 My first official Summer Game Fest hands-on appointment was with…

Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
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Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…

MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move
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MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

The most epic news in the history of epic news has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating 😱! MARVEL…

Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet
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Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Subnautica 2 is finally here, and it’s time to dive back into the world…

Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway
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Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Today is a big day at Halo Studios, folks! 🎉👀 Halo Next has reportedly been uncovered by a new job…

Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console
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Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The most epic news ever: a demo for Rune Dice is out, and you can play it on consoles, because,…

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