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Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow
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Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FLANNELS AND SKINNY JEANS, FOLKS! 🎉 Hoobastank is back and celebrating the…

Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
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Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…

VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For
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VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 🙄 VOIVOD’s drummer and…

William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…

Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce
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Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…

Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
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Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour
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Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again
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Lita Ford somehow still alive and making music again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Lita Ford, the queen of ’80s hard rock, is…

Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
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Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…

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