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New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
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New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…

‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
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‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…

Crypto Bro Gets Pardoned, Trump Claims Ignorance: A Comedy in One Act
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Crypto Bro Gets Pardoned, Trump Claims Ignorance: A Comedy in One Act

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Another day, another deep state conspiracy thwarted by our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s about the pardon of crypto…

NYCF 2025: Power Suits? More Like Power Snooze Fest with Rebecca and Mariah
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NYCF 2025: Power Suits? More Like Power Snooze Fest with Rebecca and Mariah

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**LOL! Power Suit: Doors at 6 PM, show at 7 PM. 🤣 Hosted by Mariah Oxley (Buzzfeed… seriously?) and Rebecca…

Houston’s “Funniest” (allegedly) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (allegedly) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club is the “perfect destination” 🙄 for your oh-so-exciting nights. Forget Netflix,…

Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2
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Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**LOL! Roseanne La Force, claiming webbed feet 🤣, kicks off the show 18:00-18:10! She was in L.A. in June 2024…

Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! Hemet Film Fest YEAR 3! 🤣 Still going? At the HISTORIC Hemet Theatre! 🎭 Films from the Inland Empire?…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour!**🍔🤣 Join Randy from Trailer Park Boys, NOV 2ND 2025, at OPEN CHORD – KNOXVILLE TN!…

Giggles Comedy Club: Where Your Nightmares Come to Life (Starring Christine Hurley/Lenny Clarke)
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Giggles Comedy Club: Where Your Nightmares Come to Life (Starring Christine Hurley/Lenny Clarke)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🤪 Christine Hurley, Lenny Clarke & Johnny Pizzi?! At the Prince Restaurant (8:30 PM, doors @ 7:00 PM)! Septic…

Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

🎤 LOL! Netflix rejects? HBO rejects? 🤣 Riot Comedy Club: Houston’s “best” comedy—as if!🤪 Trade your boring bar🍸 for our…

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