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‘Anaconda’ Review: A Horror of a Comedy That Slithered Into Your Brain
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‘Anaconda’ Review: A Horror of a Comedy That Slithered Into Your Brain

FinnDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Officially Out of Ideas, Now Just Remaking Movies About Remaking Movies 🚨 In a stunning development that…

When Ancient Architecture Meets Modern Fire Codes: A Comedy of Safety and Smoke
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When Ancient Architecture Meets Modern Fire Codes: A Comedy of Safety and Smoke

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

🚨🔥 BREAKING: Old Buildings Might Burn Down! Experts Gather to Panic Gracefully 🔥🚨 📅 Dec 10, 2025 | 🕐 12:00…

The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies
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The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies

FinnDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A HOLIDAY MOVIE LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL (OR AT LEAST A SENSE OF HUMOR)…

The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)
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The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)

FinnDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Based on the complete and utter financial train wreck that was this year’s box office, there are only two possible…

‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
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‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Muppets Are Back, Baby! Because the World Clearly Needed More Chaos and One Too Many Frog…

Godzilla finally does stand-up after destroying Tokyo and somehow still gets a better reception than your uncle at karaoke
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Godzilla finally does stand-up after destroying Tokyo and somehow still gets a better reception than your uncle at karaoke

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

Three comedy gods descend from their thrones at Laugh Factory, Zanies, and wherever else they perform, to grace mere mortals…

New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
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New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…

Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
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Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…

Brian Walshe’s Day 1 Murder Trial: A Comedy of Errors According to CNN
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Brian Walshe’s Day 1 Murder Trial: A Comedy of Errors According to CNN

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their liberal agenda with this Ana Walshe murder trial! Are we really supposed…

Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
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Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…

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