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HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
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HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloลก Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…

Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)
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Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster! ๐Ÿคฃ As seen nowhere, like, ever. ๐ŸŽค Get your tix now! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ…

John Malkovich Butlers Up in New Comedy; Critics Predict Career Suicide
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John Malkovich Butlers Up in New Comedy; Critics Predict Career Suicide

FinnAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Vertigo Releasing, bless their cotton socks, has announced the cinematic event of the year (or, you know, at least of…

Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)
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Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)

FinnAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Hold onto your hats, folks, because Apple TV+ just dropped the trailer for The Savant! ๐ŸŽ‰ Starring none other than…

Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Most Tolerable
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Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Most Tolerable

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 26, 2025

2-Item Minimum ๐Ÿ™„, ID Please ๐Ÿ‘ฎ, first come, first served ๐Ÿช‘, no outside food ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”! Chicago’s funniest at The Comedy…

EIFF 2025: Dead Lover โ€“ More Fun Than an Actual Funeral, Apparently
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EIFF 2025: Dead Lover โ€“ More Fun Than an Actual Funeral, Apparently

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Ah, “Dead Lover,” another gem ๐Ÿ’Ž from the Midnight Madness collection, or as I like to call it, the “What…

Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything
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Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃLaughing At The Movies๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, August 24th! Leather seats? Heated? A kitchen? Bar? Sounds like a recipe for…

Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled
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Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

๐ŸŽค Get ready for the comedy event of the century! ๐ŸŽญ RK Entertainment presents: The Jamie Lever Show! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ“……

“We Like Em Short” – More Like “We Ran Out of Ideas” Film Fest
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“We Like Em Short” – More Like “We Ran Out of Ideas” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2025

**Oh no, not another film festival! ๐Ÿ™„ We Like ‘Em Short Film Festival, est. 2010, is back to bore you…

Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
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Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…

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