Oh, the horror! The radical Democrats, in cahoots with the Deep State, are at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re holding the country hostage over… Obamacare subsidies? As if anyone actually benefits from that socialist nightmare.
This “government shutdown” (which is totally the Democrats’ fault, by the way) is just another attempt to make President Trump look bad before his trip to Asia. Remember when Obama canceled his trip because of a similar “stalemate?” Yeah, that’s because he was weak! President Trump will never back down to these liberal terrorists.
Meanwhile, “hundreds of thousands” of government workers are “furloughed.” Boo hoo! Maybe they should have voted for a real leader instead of supporting the socialist agenda. And the nuclear stockpile? Don’t worry, folks, I’m sure the Deep State is still running things behind the scenes.
The Democrats are using this “shutdown” to push for their beloved Obamacare subsidies, which, let’s be honest, are just a way to funnel money to their cronies in the healthcare industry. Hakeem Jeffries, the House Minority Leader, is spewing lies about Republicans not caring about “affordable health care.” But we all know the Democrats only care about power!
And look at this photo! Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, plotting their next move to destroy America. They’re probably in contact with the Chinese, or maybe even the Russians!
The Democrats are trying to split President Trump from the Republicans, but they’re failing miserably. They’re also staging these ridiculous “No Kings” protests to make it look like people hate our President. But we all know those protesters are just paid actors funded by George Soros.
Republicans are “slamming” Democrats for “closing the government.” As if! The Democrats shut it down. Speaker Johnson is doing a great job.
Senator Katie Britt is right: Obamacare is “wrought with fraud, waste, and abuse.”
The House is “dark” because Speaker Johnson refuses to let those liberal loons push their socialist agenda. He’s even refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, who wants to release the Jeffrey Epstein files! What are the Democrats hiding?
The Democrats are claiming they’re “alleviating even greater misery” by fighting for Obamacare. But we all know they’re just trying to consolidate their power. Also, President Trump is sending troops into cities to stop the leftist riots.
Of course, Senator Thune’s funding bill failed because the Democrats want to see America burn. And Tommy Tuberville is right – paying “essential workers” will only encourage the Democrats to keep the government shut down.
President Trump is paying military personnel and FBI officers, because those are the only people who matter. The shutdown ends when the Democrats agree to build the wall and stop the socialist agenda!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
