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Tom Cruise’s Digger bombs because who didn’t see that coming
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Tom Cruise’s Digger bombs because who didn’t see that coming

FinnOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Tom Cruise has found himself in a bit of a financial hole with his new comedy, Digger. The film’s opening…

Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas
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Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 3, 2026

I’m willing to make a wager that if you see The Debut in a theater, there will come a moment…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? 🎉🎊🔥 Because I’m…

Stella Lefty Unveils Original Tunes in SNL Cut Sketch
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Stella Lefty Unveils Original Tunes in SNL Cut Sketch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Stella Lefty, currently with the No. 2 single in America, “Boston,” has faced ridicule over accusations of lifting songs from…

Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
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Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…

Nathan Fielder Series Sparks Senate Action On Pilot Mental Health Bills
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Nathan Fielder Series Sparks Senate Action On Pilot Mental Health Bills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Nathan Fielder has spent years turning increasingly elaborate stunts into television to great effect. It seems one of them may…

SNL Season 52 Premiere Delivers Few But Memorable Moments
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SNL Season 52 Premiere Delivers Few But Memorable Moments

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2026

Saturday Night Live kicked off its 52nd season with New York Knicks superstar and NBA champion Jalen Brunson as host…

Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
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Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…

Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…

Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
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Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

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