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Oh Great Another Movie Where Saoirse Ronan Ruins Her Life with Questionable Life Choices in the Trailer for Bad Apples Because We Clearly Need More of That
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Oh Great Another Movie Where Saoirse Ronan Ruins Her Life with Questionable Life Choices in the Trailer for Bad Apples Because We Clearly Need More of That

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

The most epic movie trailer ever just dropped, and we’re not even kidding, it’s about a teacher who kidnaps a…

Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home
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Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crazy news – an attempted burglary at the home of…

Chloe Fineman Exits SNL After Seven Season Stint
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Chloe Fineman Exits SNL After Seven Season Stint

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Chloe Fineman is the first Saturday Night Live cast member confirmed to be leaving after Season 51. Fineman departs after…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 “Mayday” is coming, and it’s going to be a wild…

Heidecker and Turkington Take On Cinema Live to New Cities
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Heidecker and Turkington Take On Cinema Live to New Cities

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Tim Heidecker may be busy blowing Alex Jones’ mind with the new Infowars, but he’s got always got ample time…

Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026
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Another Chance for Hollywood to Pat Itself on the Back in 2026

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The latest batch of Emmy Award nominees has been announced, and it’s a testament to the fact that peak TV…

Trey Parker Earns Emmy Nomination for Playing Satan as Trump Lover
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Trey Parker Earns Emmy Nomination for Playing Satan as Trump Lover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

When South Park returned after a two-year hiatus, Trey Parker and Matt Stone could have played it safe. They could’ve…

Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
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Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…

Sacha Baron Cohen Films New Ali G Movie In Secret
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Sacha Baron Cohen Films New Ali G Movie In Secret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Any time we don’t hear from Sacha Baron Cohen for a while, we should just assume he’s up to something…

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