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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow
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Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Marichu Castillo Villamiel, a Filipina ultrasound technician who moved to Hettinger, North Dakota,…

Persona 4 revival attempts to rehash greatness once more for easy cash
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Persona 4 revival attempts to rehash greatness once more for easy cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

As a grizzled gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve got a soft spot for the Persona…

Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas
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Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 3, 2026

I’m willing to make a wager that if you see The Debut in a theater, there will come a moment…

Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab
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Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

The rumor mill is churning out some tantalizing tidbits, folks, and this time it’s all about Naughty Dog’s alleged new…

America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy
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America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new documentary series, “Christianity at a Crossroads,” is exploring the…

Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine
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Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about Troy Jackson, the Democratic nominee in Maine’s…

Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
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Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…

Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming
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Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Chuck Billy has…

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