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Pentagon Faces Slight Inconvenience From Iran War
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Pentagon Faces Slight Inconvenience From Iran War

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

The Pentagon’s official watchdog has released a report on the Iran war, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds
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Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

RuneScape: Dragonwilds was not even on my radar a few months ago, but after getting a chance to play it,…

Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition
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Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

The music festival circuit just got a little more interesting, folks, as the inaugural Electric Summer festival has been deemed…

Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years
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Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

It’s time to get excited, gamers, because Enshrouded, the latest open-world survival game from Keen Games, is finally leaving Early…

Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles
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Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my grubby little hands on Planet Zoo 2, the latest game from Frontier…

Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tasia Fortune case, and I have to…

CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later
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CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the declassified presidential daily briefs from the CIA, and folks, it’s a wild…

PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
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PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
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Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…

BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him
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BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Breaking News: BEARTOOTH Frontman Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay and the World is Apparently Still Spinning 🌎💥. I mean,…

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