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Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy
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Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An 8-year-old girl, Lillian Smart, has died after contracting a rare…

Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
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Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…

Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
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Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…

Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing
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Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Karen Solomon, is being sought by authorities…

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…

Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though
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Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Log Cabin Republicans, a group for gay conservatives, has decided…

Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026
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Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Intel Gamer Days is back, and it’s time to upgrade your gaming rig without breaking the bank. From August 28…

NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff
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NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

As I stepped into the Intuit Dome in Inglewood, home of the Los Angeles Clippers, I couldn’t help but feel…

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
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Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…

Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops
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Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story. A woman named Karen Solomon,…

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