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Maine Families Thrilled To Freeze And Go Broke This Winter
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Maine Families Thrilled To Freeze And Go Broke This Winter

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation in Aroostook County, Maine, is dire. Heating oil prices…

Justice Served With Extra Helping of Tragedy
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Justice Served With Extra Helping of Tragedy

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Cincinnati, Ohio, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this one – a man who struck…

Gaming Goldmine: Five Pokémon Cards to Empty Your Wallet Over
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Gaming Goldmine: Five Pokémon Cards to Empty Your Wallet Over

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 25, 2026

Get ready for a TCG shift, because the seventh expansion of Pokémon’s Mega Evolution has finally arrived. Pokémon TCG: Mega…

Battlefield dumps Mass Effect crossover like yesterday’s DLC
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Battlefield dumps Mass Effect crossover like yesterday’s DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2026October 25, 2026

It’s time to face the music, folks: the gaming industry is a cold, harsh mistress. One day you’re on top,…

Moms freak out over kids’ electrifying school accessories apparently
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Moms freak out over kids’ electrifying school accessories apparently

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that some schools in Omaha, Nebraska, have been using…

Decades-Old Threat Suddenly Matters Thanks to AI
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Decades-Old Threat Suddenly Matters Thanks to AI

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that back in July 2004, security researcher Stefan Esser…

BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams
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BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Electronic Arts, the publisher that brought you such classics as “let’s cancel a bunch…

Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless
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Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Bend, Oregon, where a teacher, Becky Drury, is speaking…

xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year
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xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh joy, another device to clutter up our desks and empty our wallets. But hey, at least this one looks…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

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