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ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets
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ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

With the impending release of ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE, Bandai Namco is pulling out all the stops to…

Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife
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Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Michigan Senate race, and folks, it’s getting heated.…

Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do
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Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is really going all-in on data centers, and…

Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole
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Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited about another game that’s going to consume our lives, and I’m not just saying that…

El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap
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El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is in hot water for…

Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium
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Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the tragic story of Nolan Wells, and I have to say, it’s…

Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
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Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too
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Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more news about PANTERA’s never-ending tour with METALLICA. I mean, who…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

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