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Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
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Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Because what the gaming world really needed was another celebrity scandal to spice up our lives, a new report from…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
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Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
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Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…

Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director
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Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jay Clayton, the new Director of National Intelligence, and I’ve got to…

Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
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Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…

TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
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Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…

Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer
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Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Michigan, where eight people, including six children, were found…

Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
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Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…

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