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Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To
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Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Law enforcement technology company Flock is trying to clean up its…

Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
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Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁‍♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…

Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently
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Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, it’s…

Town’s Economy Suddenly Not Terrible Thanks To Data Centers
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Town’s Economy Suddenly Not Terrible Thanks To Data Centers

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Quincy, Washington, a small farming town, has become a hub…

Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down
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Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Aaron Farinacci, 37, of Spokane, has been accused…

Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto
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Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Capy Castaway, the charming indie game that’s been making waves in the gaming community, is finally set to release on…

Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial
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Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there was a trial in Washington’s federal court last month,…

Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans
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Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OMG, you guys! 🤯 Anika Nilles is playing drums for RUSH’s 2026 and 2027 tours! I mean, I’m not surprised…

SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow
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SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

When I first heard about SEED at Summer Game Fest, I was like a kid in a candy store, excitedly…

Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…

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