Mortgage rates skyrocket to 7.28% because who needs savings anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about mortgage rates, folks, and let me tell you, it’s been a wild ride.…
Tag: competition
Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is finally merging with Warner Bros. Discovery, and it’s a…
Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest attempt to get Americans to drink more, and I have to…
Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…
Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a data breach at the Pentagon, and let me tell you, it’s…
Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…
TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…
Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still cranking out new editions of old hits. And…
Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights
Nintendo is at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of our wallets with yet another remake, this…
Kelly Clarkson Was Absolutely Thrilled to Be Forced Into a Life of Fame and Fortune Against Her Will on American Idol
Kelly Clarkson, the OG American Idol winner, is still out here living her best life, and we’re all just over…