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Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?
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Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

It’s strange, but after witnessing the all-consuming, absolutely feral energy of California’s Deafheaven, the headliners — Mastodon — suddenly looked…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Minneapolis, Minnesota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road
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L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Exactly two years after their last appearance at Neighborhood Theatre, legendary grunge punks L7 returned to Charlotte — but a…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row
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Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Cornell University is having a bit of…

Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School
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Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, System of a Down is still a thing and people are actually paying to see them live 🤯!…

METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…

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