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Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic celebrating the OG plant that makes everything better
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Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic celebrating the OG plant that makes everything better

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

🏔️🎉 FREE CONCERT ALERT: Big Gigantic plays Mary Jane’s 50th birthday bash! 🎉🏔️ Join us at the Rendezvous Event Center…

ANDI DERIS Claims VAN HALEN’s Disaster Reunion Was HELLOWEEN’s Wake-Up Call to Not Screw the Pooch
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ANDI DERIS Claims VAN HALEN’s Disaster Reunion Was HELLOWEEN’s Wake-Up Call to Not Screw the Pooch

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

Andi Deris Just Dropped Some HILARIOUS And Absolutely Savage Truth Bombs About HELLOWEEN’s Reunion, And It Involves VAN HALEN’s Epic…

Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral
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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

When Alice Cooper Met the Symphony Orchestra, and the Classical World Never Saw It Coming 😱🎻 In a turn of…

Annual Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump’s name installed on Kennedy Center like a cursed artifact from a bad reality show
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Annual Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump’s name installed on Kennedy Center like a cursed artifact from a bad reality show

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 25, 2025

Trump Kennedy Center Jazz Jam Axed by Crybabies Who Can’t Handle a Little Patriotism In a stunning display of liberal…

SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’
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SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

When Heavy Metal Met Jesus: John Cooper’s Wild Journey From Mom’s Deathbed Prophecies to Rocking the Devil’s Favorite Genre 🤘😇…

Hollywood Minute: Taylor Swift Spends $1 Million on Food Banks Because Apparently Bribing the Grammys Wasn’t Enough
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Hollywood Minute: Taylor Swift Spends $1 Million on Food Banks Because Apparently Bribing the Grammys Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Another Day, Another Million: Taylor Swift’s Communist Cash Flood Keeps Flowing While America Starves for Freedom In a stunning display…

John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat
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John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🎸 In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with ears and a calendar),…

How to Trick Employers Into Hiring You in 2026
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How to Trick Employers Into Hiring You in 2026

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Job seekers gather to learn how to survive 2026’s job market—armed with AI, hope, and a desperate need…

Typical day in the life of a metal reporter
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Typical day in the life of a metal reporter

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

Expectation: VIP passes and fancy backstage interviews. Reality: This! Tell me your wildest concert story in the comments! Chuck B.…

TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)
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TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Move over, Shakespeare — there’s a new drama king in town, and he’s wearing a papal robe, face paint, and…

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