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Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something
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Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding GOP Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell…

Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently
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Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
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Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
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Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…

Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
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Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…

GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment
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GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and folks, this one is a doozy. The…

GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…

Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
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Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…

Texas Loses Trailblazing Republican Rep Kay Granger at 83
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Texas Loses Trailblazing Republican Rep Kay Granger at 83

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kay Granger, the first Republican woman from Texas to be elected…

Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently
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Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the drama unfolding in Ohio, where GOP Sen. Bernie Moreno is calling…

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