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Trump’s New “Warrior Dividend” Means Soldiers Get Stock Options Instead of Showers
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Trump’s New “Warrior Dividend” Means Soldiers Get Stock Options Instead of Showers

Big ElephantDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Trump’s “Warrior Dividend” Bonuses: A $1,776 Gift to Troops—Paid for with Their Own Housing Money! In a move that’s equal…

McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids
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McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Leftist Hysterics as Dems Cry ‘Transphobia’ Over GOP Efforts to End Experimental Procedures on Children In a stunning display of…

House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations
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House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

The House Oversight Committee is offering former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton new deposition dates…

FBI Interrupts California New Year’s Eve Bash by Arresting Four Guys With Poor Fireworks Plans
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FBI Interrupts California New Year’s Eve Bash by Arresting Four Guys With Poor Fireworks Plans

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Leftist Eco-Terrorists Foiled in Bizarre New Year’s Eve Bomb Plot Because of Their Oppressive Signal App In another stunning victory…

DC Police Chief Caught Cooking the Books on Crime Stats Like a Boss
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DC Police Chief Caught Cooking the Books on Crime Stats Like a Boss

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Democrats in DC Caught Cooking the Books Again—This Time It’s Crime Stats! Another day, another Democrat scandal. The House Oversight…

The Obamacare Year-End Panic: Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Last-Minute Legislative Gymnastics
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The Obamacare Year-End Panic: Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Last-Minute Legislative Gymnastics

Big ElephantDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

Obamacare Premiums Set to Explode: Democrats Blame Republicans for Not Fixing Law They Voted For Themselves In a stunning twist…

Exclusive: Trump’s FEMA Council to Suggest Agency Slashes – Turns Out They’re Just Cutting Red Tape (And Maybe a Few Redundant Paper Clips)
Trump to Save Taxpayers from FEMA's Leftist Disaster: Agency to Be Slashed in Half and Rebranded as "FEMA 2.0"
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Exclusive: Trump’s FEMA Council to Suggest Agency Slashes – Turns Out They’re Just Cutting Red Tape (And Maybe a Few Redundant Paper Clips)

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a bold move to rescue America from the bureaucratic nightmare of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Trump administration…

Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
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Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…

Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad
The Deep State's Grip on the Copyright Office Tightens! Can't Drain the Swamp When They're Hiding in the Library!
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Trump Can’t Even Fire a Librarian, Sad

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists disguised as moderate judges, has temporarily blocked our glorious President Trump from…

Trump’s Like, “Russians? Witkoff? Never Heard of ‘Em, Fake News”
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Trump’s Like, “Russians? Witkoff? Never Heard of ‘Em, Fake News”

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it Again! President Trump’s brilliant peace plan for Ukraine triggers Deep State meltdown! They are…

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