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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”
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Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

My Fair Lady was a hit!💰 Second highest-grossing film of 1964! Won 8 Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director &…

“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

RAD Arts Foundation proudly presents Award-Winning Iranian Film Screening🎬 SEA BOYS Cast: Afshin Hashemi, Mona Farjad Yasin Habibpour, Monib Bozorgzadeh…

Oops! Navy SEALs’ ‘Unsuccessful’ Mission: Turns Out, Killing Unarmed Folks Ain’t a Success Story
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Oops! Navy SEALs’ ‘Unsuccessful’ Mission: Turns Out, Killing Unarmed Folks Ain’t a Success Story

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re digging up dirt from five years ago, trying to…

Jerry Nadler, bless his heart, FINALLY realizes he’s been in Congress since the Stone Age and decides to grace us with his absence
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Jerry Nadler, bless his heart, FINALLY realizes he’s been in Congress since the Stone Age and decides to grace us with his absence

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

The swamp is draining itself, folks! Jerry Nadler, another Deep State operative, is calling it quits! After decades of pushing…

Ilhan Omar Triggered by Trump’s Gun Safety Budget Cuts Right Before Another School Shooting (LOL)
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Ilhan Omar Triggered by Trump’s Gun Safety Budget Cuts Right Before Another School Shooting (LOL)

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Of course, when a tragedy happens, the radical Left, led by Comrade Omar, immediately starts squawking about gun control! Never…

Sherrod Brown, bless his heart, thinks he can win Ohio in 2026, LOL | CNN Politics
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Sherrod Brown, bless his heart, thinks he can win Ohio in 2026, LOL | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Sherrod Brown, the poster boy for Ohio liberalism, thinks he can win back his Senate…

Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures
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Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another Democrat-run city descends into chaos! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing the swamp that…

GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies
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GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is reporting that Senate Republicans are considering options to speed up…

Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada
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Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

The swamp creatures in Congress are at it again, folks! Now they’re demanding we release every last scrap of paper…

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