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AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit
Elephant Reads CNN

AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

The radical left is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…

Stocks Go Up, S&P 500 Almost Breaks a Sweat
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Stocks Go Up, S&P 500 Almost Breaks a Sweat

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, CNN, still trying to spin good news into doom and gloom! Stocks are up, folks! The S&P 500 is…

Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill
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Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuke program.…

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
Elephant Reads CNN

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…

US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”
Elephant Reads CNN

US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re whining that the air strikes on…

DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves
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DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Of course, the radical left is at it again, trying to undermine our brave ICE officers! CNN, still pushing the…

Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’
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Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another crisis orchestrated by the Deep State to distract us from Crooked Joe’s latest gaffe! Kustoff is right,…

Lisa Murkowski’s Bravery: Standing Up to Orange Man (and Maybe Authoritarianism?)
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Lisa Murkowski’s Bravery: Standing Up to Orange Man (and Maybe Authoritarianism?)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the drama! CNN reports that the perpetually triggered left had “No Kings” protests because, gasp, Trump is apparently turning…

Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
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Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…

US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
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FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable 🤪 and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…

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