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Tag: Congress

The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First
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The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Well, well, well—look who’s stepping in to save the day again. President Donald J. Trump, the undisputed champion of American…

Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse
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Longtime Epstein attorney claims he was too busy lawyering to notice the tiny detail of sexual abuse

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Look at This – Another “Epstein” Employee Playing Dumb Before Congress! Well, well, well – look who’s singing the “I…

US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider
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US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Postal Service on Brink of Collapse, Begging for Taxpayer Bailout Well, folks, it’s official – the government’s version of Amazon…

Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’
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Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Trump Triumphs as Democrats Whine Over ‘Fake’ Government Shutdown! In a shocking turn of events, the so-called “partial government shutdown”…

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
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‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…

Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics
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Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Oh look, Cory Booker is suddenly worried about Congress doing its job – how adorable! The same guy who cheered…

TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…

Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
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Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…

Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite
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Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Liberal Deep State Judge Strikes Major Blow to President Trump’s America-First Agenda In a shocking display of judicial overreach, activist…

Democrats Cry as AI and Crypto Bros Buy Primaries Like CryptoPunks on Sale!
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Democrats Cry as AI and Crypto Bros Buy Primaries Like CryptoPunks on Sale!

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh, look, it’s the crypto kings and AI overlords throwing their Monopoly money around like it’s 2016 again! According to…

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