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Fresh Faces Head to Congress to Explain All the Chaos They Made
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Fresh Faces Head to Congress to Explain All the Chaos They Made

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is asking Congress for a big chunk of…

Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
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Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…

Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
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Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…

Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
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Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…

DOJ Keeps Epstein’s Ranch Secrets Under Wraps
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DOJ Keeps Epstein’s Ranch Secrets Under Wraps

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Mexico Attorney General Raúl Torrez is going after the US…

Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again
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Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime assistant, told Congress that she…

Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
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Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…

Trump Autographs Currency Because Humility Is Overrated
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Trump Autographs Currency Because Humility Is Overrated

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
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Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something
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Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two kids, decades ago, fleeing communist countries, and now they’re representing…

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