Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
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Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show
Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! Now they’re whining that Secretary of Defense Hegseth…
Wendy’s: More Like Wendy’s-aster am I right
Another American institution bites the dust thanks to the woke mob! Wendy’s, that bastion of square burgers and frosty goodness,…
Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! Obamacare premiums set to skyrocket in 2026 if Congress doesn’t keep the gravy train of “enhanced” subsidies…
CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff
The liberal media is trying to paint President Trump as someone who doesn’t respect Republican values! As if! President Trump…
Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…
Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…
Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump isn’t taking…
Oh Great, Now the Military’s Gonna Be Begging for Spare Change Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
Another day, another socialist sob story from CNN! Apparently, military families are now suffering because of the government shutdown. Cry…
Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…