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Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
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Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…

OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
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OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…

Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)
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Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Those geriatric rock gods, QUEEN, are STILL milking that cash cow 🐮 with a 50th-anniversary reissue of their…

White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics
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White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! More money for security because some unhinged leftist took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk. You just…

Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress
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Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another one bites the dust! McCaul, this Deep State pawn, is “retiring” after two decades of… well, who knows what…

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”
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Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

My Fair Lady was a hit!💰 Second highest-grossing film of 1964! Won 8 Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director &…

“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

RAD Arts Foundation proudly presents Award-Winning Iranian Film Screening🎬 SEA BOYS Cast: Afshin Hashemi, Mona Farjad Yasin Habibpour, Monib Bozorgzadeh…

Oops! Navy SEALs’ ‘Unsuccessful’ Mission: Turns Out, Killing Unarmed Folks Ain’t a Success Story
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Oops! Navy SEALs’ ‘Unsuccessful’ Mission: Turns Out, Killing Unarmed Folks Ain’t a Success Story

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re digging up dirt from five years ago, trying to…

Jerry Nadler, bless his heart, FINALLY realizes he’s been in Congress since the Stone Age and decides to grace us with his absence
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Jerry Nadler, bless his heart, FINALLY realizes he’s been in Congress since the Stone Age and decides to grace us with his absence

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

The swamp is draining itself, folks! Jerry Nadler, another Deep State operative, is calling it quits! After decades of pushing…

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