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Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
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Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…

Families Finally Get Answers After Politely Asking For Months
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Families Finally Get Answers After Politely Asking For Months

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a deadly midair collision between a Black Hawk helicopter and an American Airlines regional…

Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
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Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…

Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
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Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…

Trump’s Charm Fails To Woo Latino Voters This Time Around
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Trump’s Charm Fails To Woo Latino Voters This Time Around

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest poll numbers, and it seems like Latino voters are not…

Trump suddenly loves voting methods he used to hate apparently
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Trump suddenly loves voting methods he used to hate apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now urging Republicans to vote using “every…

GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
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GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…

Trump’s Name Tanks Kennedy Center Donations by Over 100 Percent Suddenly
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Trump’s Name Tanks Kennedy Center Donations by Over 100 Percent Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performing arts institutions, is facing a financial crisis, and folks, I almost…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from Washington. Senate Democrats have blocked…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

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