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Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
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Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…

Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically
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Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has given…

Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently
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Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Capitol Hill, where Speaker Mike Johnson is weighing in…

Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway
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Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin launching an investigation into whether Jeffrey Epstein acted…

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
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Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Lesley Groff’s Amazing Adventure in Congressional Testimony Land
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Lesley Groff’s Amazing Adventure in Congressional Testimony Land

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Jeffrey Epstein case when I came across…

TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
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TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
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Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Supreme Court Justices Ask Congress For More Money To Feel Safer
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Supreme Court Justices Ask Congress For More Money To Feel Safer

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping on my coffee, and I just can’t help but raise an eyebrow at the latest news from the…

Vets Face Firing Squad in Tone-Deaf Cartoon Chaos
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Vets Face Firing Squad in Tone-Deaf Cartoon Chaos

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a cartoon that’s got some congressman’s undies in a twist. Apparently, a…

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