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Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’
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Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Trump Triumphs as Democrats Whine Over ‘Fake’ Government Shutdown! In a shocking turn of events, the so-called “partial government shutdown”…

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
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‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…

Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics
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Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Oh look, Cory Booker is suddenly worried about Congress doing its job – how adorable! The same guy who cheered…

TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
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TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…

Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
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Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…

Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite
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Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Liberal Deep State Judge Strikes Major Blow to President Trump’s America-First Agenda In a shocking display of judicial overreach, activist…

Democrats Cry as AI and Crypto Bros Buy Primaries Like CryptoPunks on Sale!
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Democrats Cry as AI and Crypto Bros Buy Primaries Like CryptoPunks on Sale!

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh, look, it’s the crypto kings and AI overlords throwing their Monopoly money around like it’s 2016 again! According to…

Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
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Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…

Sen. Murphy throws a fit: “Unforgivable under any circumstances” because apparently, the US is always the bad guy
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Sen. Murphy throws a fit: “Unforgivable under any circumstances” because apparently, the US is always the bad guy

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Democrats Demand Answers as Iran School Attack Mystery Deepens When a school in Iran gets hit and hundreds of kids…

They Survived Iraq, Now They’re the Democrats’ Secret Weapon Against Iran’s War — Or at Least Their Loudest Complainers
BREAKING: DEMOCRATS IN DISARRAY AS TRUMP BOMBS IRAN INTO SUBMISSION
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They Survived Iraq, Now They’re the Democrats’ Secret Weapon Against Iran’s War — Or at Least Their Loudest Complainers

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

The Deep State is losing its collective mind as President Trump continues his mission to Make America Great Again. These…

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