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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire
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Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to new CNN/SSRS polls, voters are clear about what they…

Nation Totally Cool With AI Taking Over World, Just Kidding
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Nation Totally Cool With AI Taking Over World, Just Kidding

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest CNN poll, and it seems Americans are getting a little…

Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course
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Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS finds that Republicans are…

White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently
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White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the Trump administration’s plan to accept 17,500 refugees, primarily White South…

Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos
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Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the victims of Jeffrey Epstein have been accusing…

Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand
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Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding the US military’s use of AI in targeting…

Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently
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Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but shake…

Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego
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Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in DC, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

Trump Gets New Toy: Tariff Powers
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Trump Gets New Toy: Tariff Powers

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite the…

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