Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…
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Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…
Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…
Acer peddles pricey Predator handhelds to revive dying gaming dreams
Acer’s got a whole new bag of tricks up its sleeve, and this time it’s all about handheld gaming. At…
Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery
Get ready to embark on a frustrating yet intriguing journey with 1666: Amsterdam, the latest Salem Witch Trials simulator that’s…
VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on
Because what every gamer really needs is a $599 pair of XR glasses to go along with their $500 console…
Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…
Xbox turns 25, gets fancy new coats to distract from aging game library
Microsoft’s “Everything is an XBOX” initiative just got a whole lot more interesting, thanks to Backbone’s latest announcement. The company…
Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…
Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…