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Tag: Consoles

Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!
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Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Ah, yes, Battlefield 6, the game that’s totally not just a reskin of the last five titles with slightly shinier…

Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually
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Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

🤣Oh, sweet, innocent gamers, brace yourselves! Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, or as I like to call it, “Konami’s…

Josey Scott Sassily Sips Tea Over SALIVA’s Identity Crisis: ‘Honey, It’s Just Not the Same Shade of Spit Anymore’
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Josey Scott Sassily Sips Tea Over SALIVA’s Identity Crisis: ‘Honey, It’s Just Not the Same Shade of Spit Anymore’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

In a recent sit-down with Rock 100.5 The KATT FM’s Cameron Buchholtz, Josey Scott, the OG throat-tickler of SALIVA, reminisced…

Silent Hill F: The Horror Game So Realistic, Even Mother Nature Threw a Hissy Fit
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Silent Hill F: The Horror Game So Realistic, Even Mother Nature Threw a Hissy Fit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

So, the geniuses behind Silent Hill f, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the *real* Silent Hill (you know, the…

Frostpunk 2: Now on Consoles, So Your Couch Can Judge Your Terrible City Planning This September
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Frostpunk 2: Now on Consoles, So Your Couch Can Judge Your Terrible City Planning This September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

So, the perpetually freezing faction simulator, Frostpunk 2, is FINALLY crawling its way to consoles. Prepare to warm your thumbs…

Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
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Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷‍♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…

Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
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Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

**Waka waka waka 🤪! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…

Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs
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Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, the sweet irony! 🤣 Virtuos, the studio that allegedly “remastered” Oblivion into a slightly shinier, but still janky, version…

Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…

Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster
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Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy, another “update” for Delta Force has dropped, like a turd in a punch bowl. Team Jade, bless…

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