Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…
Tag: Consoles
Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
**Waka waka waka 🤪! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…
Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs
Oh, the sweet irony! 🤣 Virtuos, the studio that allegedly “remastered” Oblivion into a slightly shinier, but still janky, version…
Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…
Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster
Oh, sweet mercy, another “update” for Delta Force has dropped, like a turd in a punch bowl. Team Jade, bless…
Monster Hunter Wilds Dares to Drop Another Update on June 30, Bravely Ignoring Your Whining
Oh, look, it’s been a whole four months since Monster Hunter Wilds graced (or disgraced) our consoles and PCs. Capcom,…
Fortnite Blitz Royale: 2025’s Lightning-Fast Fiasco Nobody Asked For
Alright, gamers, buckle up because Fortnite just dropped Blitz Royale, a game mode so fast, your grandma could probably win…
NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…
Lisa Su Just Tweeted This Xbox Thing, So Gaming is Saved, Obvi
OMG! 😱 Xbox Teams Up with AMD: Is This the End of Gaming as We Know It? 🤣 Prepare for…
Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?
Alright, listen up, future e-celebs! 🤪 Forget everything you thought you knew about streaming because I’m about to drop some…