Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…
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Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta Air Lines flight that was apparently struck by fireworks as…
Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on This Miami Runway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight headed to Bermuda had to abort its…
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on MIA Runway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight headed to Bermuda had to abort its…
Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…
Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice
The 7th Guest Remake is finally here, and it’s a real treat for those who love horror games, puzzles, and…
Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller and ‘Cloud’ Pad Leak Online Because Microsoft Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Redesign the Same Controller Again
Oh boy, buckle up folks, because the Xbox fans are about to lose their minds 🤯! It looks like another…
Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years
The gaming world is mourning the loss of a legend, as Takashi Tezuka, the mastermind behind Mario and The Legend…
Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway
Today is a big day at Halo Studios, folks! 🎉👀 Halo Next has reportedly been uncovered by a new job…