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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…

Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices
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Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**Yeehaw! 🤠 Southern Belle in Ybor City is Tampa’s “ultimate” country bar & grill. A “hidden gem”💎, they say! More…

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Sunday Worst

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**Chicago’s BEST standup comedy show** 🤣 is every Sunday at 7:30! Located at The Lincoln Lodge, Milwaukee Avenue, Logan Square.…

SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album
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SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Ah, yes, another rockstar finds Jeebus. 🙄 During an appearance on the Man Up God’s Way podcast with host Jody…

WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’
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WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday 13, the guy who peaked in the early 2000s and is STILL talking about MURDERDOLLS. In…

3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
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3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…

Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)
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Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)

FinnMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Dear, oh dear, are we seriously calling this the *Final Destination* summer? 🙄 Like, hasn’t death been trendy since, like,…

Dave Mustaine’s Delusional Rant: I Basically Invented Metallica, You’re Welcome
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Dave Mustaine’s Delusional Rant: I Basically Invented Metallica, You’re Welcome

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

So, Dave Mustaine, bless his pointy-guitar-loving heart, did another interview. This time, with some ex-Navy SEAL/CIA dude, because, you know,…

Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People
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Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

In a shocking exposé with The UK Drum Show Official Podcast (because who ELSE would interview him?), STYX drummer and…

Miranda Lambert’s “Over You”: Turns Out Blake Shelton’s Dad Was the Real Muse (and We’re Shocked!)
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Miranda Lambert’s “Over You”: Turns Out Blake Shelton’s Dad Was the Real Muse (and We’re Shocked!)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

So, apparently, America’s Sweetheart (before she wasn’t), Miranda Lambert, snagged a No. 1 hit with “Over You.” And guess what?…

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