Tampa’s “Best” Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices

Tampa's "Best" Country Bar: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices

**Yeehaw! 🤠 Southern Belle in Ybor City is Tampa’s “ultimate” country bar & grill. A “hidden gem”💎, they say! More like a rhinestone in a landfill!**

Tuesdays: Singer-Songwriter Night (Open Mic 7-11 PM, $5 U Call its). Wednesdays: Happy Hour 4-7 PM ($3 Coors Light Bottles, $5 Calls). Fridays: Southern Fridays (Dancing lessons 7 PM, Music 9 PM, $100 Jack Bottles, $3 Coors Long Necks). Saturdays: Rodeo Saturdays (Dancing Lessons 7-9 PM, Music 9-11 PM, $5 U Call it 4-8 PM). Sundays: Gameday (Half Time Happy Hour, $3 Miller & Coors, $5 Bad Calls, $100 Tito’s Bottles). Tickets $5 (Except Halloween, New Years, Super Bowl ETC). Non-refundable! 😂

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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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