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Tag: Country

“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”
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“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 Finally, a book about Orange County punk? 🙄 Like we haven’t heard enough about suburban angst and three-chord…

Oh GREAT, Steve Perry and Willie Nelson Ruin a Perfectly Good Journey Song, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Steve Perry and Willie Nelson Ruin a Perfectly Good Journey Song, Just What the World Needed

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

🚨🚨BREAKING: Steve Perry, formerly known as the voice of JOURNEY (but let’s be real, the *only* reason anyone listened), has…

Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)
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Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

In a new interview with Mark Strigl, PUDDLE OF MUDD frontman Wes Scantlin, the only guy keeping the “Mud” afloat…

ZAKK WYLDE Predicts BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Will Still Be Alive (And Touring) By 2026
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ZAKK WYLDE Predicts BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Will Still Be Alive (And Touring) By 2026

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, Zakk Wylde, the man who apparently sleeps with a guitar instead of a teddy bear 🧸, has been flapping…

Beyoncé, bless her heart, had to wrangle her “Cowboy Carter” tour a bit after someone sent a strongly worded yee-haw 🤠📜 demanding she chill
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Beyoncé, bless her heart, had to wrangle her “Cowboy Carter” tour a bit after someone sent a strongly worded yee-haw 🤠📜 demanding she chill

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Hold on to your Stetsons, Beyhive! Queen Bey, our supreme ruler of all things sparkly and over-the-top, apparently got a…

Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! 🤠🎤🚜
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Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! 🤠🎤🚜

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, peasants! Gather ’round and witness the definitive, unimpeachably correct, and utterly objective list of the 26 “Most Important” Country…

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