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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! This time, a deep-state operative in Illinois…

FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Washington D.C. – Can you believe these Deep State FAA employees? Suddenly, they can’t handle their jobs because they missed…

CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
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CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…

Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! The RINOs in the Senate, probably blackmailed by Soros himself, finally caved and voted…

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…

DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now
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DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Another day, another delusional Democrat freakout in the once-great city of Chicago! Seems like our brave DHS agents are under…

Abdul El-Sayed Deletes Every Tweet Ever Saying ‘Defund the What Now?’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Abdul El-Sayed Deletes Every Tweet Ever Saying ‘Defund the What Now?’

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Exposed! Crooked Abdul El-Sayed, a radical leftist running for Senate in Michigan, has been caught scrubbing…

“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
Government Shutdown: Is This the End of the World (or Just the End of Liberal Excess)?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…

Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business
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Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, doesn’t want to hear about the “affordability” crisis, because there isn’t one! The Fake…

NICKELBACK Teams Up With SHENANDOAH to Defile ‘The Church On Cumberland Road’
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NICKELBACK Teams Up With SHENANDOAH to Defile ‘The Church On Cumberland Road’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

OMG! Brace yourselves, music lovers (or haters, we don’t judge…much). 🙄 The pinnacle of artistic achievement is upon us! Grammy…

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