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China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…

Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
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Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…

Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats
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Liberals freaking out over upcoming Senate smackdowns for Democrats

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
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JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again
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Liberal judges ruin America with their stupid gun control decisions again

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece
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Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Liberal justice fails again obviously
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Liberal justice fails again obviously

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently
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Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently

Big ElephantApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

The latest “scandal” to rock the nation is the so-called “investigation” into our great President Donald Trump’s handling of classified…

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
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Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

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