Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Advertisment Image
  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Events
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
  • Games News
  • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Country

Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics
Breaking, Music News

Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 You guys will NOT believe this! KANSAS, yes, THE KANSAS, has apparently decided that their sound wasn’t generic…

Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…

New Mexico Governor Throws Epic Crime-Fighting Party, National Guard Invited (BY FORCE)
Elephant Reads CNN

New Mexico Governor Throws Epic Crime-Fighting Party, National Guard Invited (BY FORCE)

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Oh, the irony! National Guard troops deployed in New Mexico to combat crime! But wait, it’s a *Democrat* governor calling…

Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look who just rolled out of Alaska after another chummy chat with his pal, Vladimir! Our glorious…

OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Hong Kong Media Mogul Turns US-China Tug-of-War Into Hilarious Reality Show

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is shedding crocodile tears over Jimmy Lai, the Hong Kong “freedom fighter” who’s about to find out…

I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)
Breaking, Music News

I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

So, the two-time Grammy-nominated (but never winning, LOL) rock band I PREVAIL has dropped a new single, “Annihilate Me”. 🙄…

Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht
Elephant Reads CNN

Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Kuleba guy, a FORMER Ukrainian Foreign…

Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer
Events

Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Ah, the “Southern Belle,” Tampa’s “hidden gem” in Ybor City!💎 More like a hidden dumpster fire! 🔥😂 Tuesdays? Singer-Songwriter Night…

Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Folks, get ready for another round of Trump Derangement Syndrome from CNN! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…

Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma
Elephant Reads CNN

Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Another space rock crashes in America! This time it’s a 4.56 billion-year-old meteorite, probably sent by those Mars-loving liberals to…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 62 63 64 … 80 Next

Latest posts

  • Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
  • Trump-heroically battles treasonous sanctuary cities and idiot states somehow still
  • Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice
  • Elden Ring Tarnished Edition Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing the Base Game Already New Stuff Added to Further Ruin Your Social Life
  • Oh Joy Another Made Up Holiday to Celebrate Boring Architects on June 9

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
June 2026
S M T W T F S
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
282930  
« May    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.
Manage Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}