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Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)
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Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting the words of our great President Trump to make it sound like…

Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove
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Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because…

Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL
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Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Another day, another example of how our fearless leader, President Trump, is playing 4D chess while the radical left is…

Grammys 2026: New Category Announced – “Best Banjo Performance While Throwing an Axe at a Portrait of a Former President”
Grammys Add Wild New Category: Banjo Shredding While Hurling an Axe at a President’s Face
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Grammys 2026: New Category Announced – “Best Banjo Performance While Throwing an Axe at a Portrait of a Former President”

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Ahead of the 68th Grammy Awards, the Recording Academy stunned the public by introducing a truly unexpected and, let’s be…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

🎤🎸💀Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia Claims Innocence, Probably Just Helping People Move, Right Guys
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia Claims Innocence, Probably Just Helping People Move, Right Guys

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien thumbing his nose at our laws! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran who should have NEVER…

Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers
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Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another example of the radical left’s intolerance! Rand Paul, a true patriot, disinvited from the White House picnic?…

House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners
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House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

House Republicans, finally showing some backbone, have agreed to slash a measly $9.4 billion in federal spending, targeting the leftist…

Indian Food Festival & Expo: Prepare for a Spicy Colonoscopy
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Indian Food Festival & Expo: Prepare for a Spicy Colonoscopy

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Indian Food Festival & Expo (IFFE) is hitting New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center, 97 Sunfield Avenue…

Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload
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Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, apparently, Sam Bam Koltun (yes, that’s his real name, I Googled it 🙄) of DOROTHY, FASTER PUSSYCAT (lol, who?),…

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