Helene’s Revenge: Small Town Still Rockin’ the Mud Look 9 Months Later (Nailed It!)
Oh, the humanity! CNN is at it again, trying to make you believe that Hurricane Helene was some kind of…
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Zionist Website Used to Snitch on Students, Claims Top ICE Official (Probably a Conspiracy, TBH)
Folks, can you believe what these radical leftist professors are trying to pull? Suing the Trump administration for “chilling their…
Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…
Texas Flood: Officials Acted Like They Were Ready (Narrator: They Weren’t)
Oh, great, more crying from the liberal media! Seems like even when Texas is dealing with floods, CNN has to…
Kristi Noem’s Groundbreaking Revelation: You Won’t BELIEVE What She’s Doing With Your Shoes at the Airport
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of freedom! Secretary Noem, a true patriot, is finally putting…
From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…
Ted Cruz Flees Luxurious Vacation Just in Time to Not Help Texans Drowning in Their Homes, Says Ted Cruz’s Office
Oh, CNN is clutching its pearls again! Apparently, Senator Ted Cruz dared to take a PRE-PLANNED vacation to Greece while…
CNN: Justice Department Says Epstein Did Himself In, No Juicy Client List to See Here, Folks
The Justice Department, under the iron fist of President Trump, is now saying there’s no “client list” from that scumbag…
Tesla Stock Goes Down the Toilet After Trump Calls Elon “Off the Rails,” Nobody Surprised
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the liberal lunacy! Elon Musk, once a beacon of innovation, has apparently succumbed…
James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card
Oh, honey, hold my kale smoothie. James Gunn, bless his heart, thinks his new *Superman* movie is about “basic human…