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Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently
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Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to bring down energy costs, and I’ve…

OpenAI Fires Safety Team Because Who Needs Safety Anyway
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OpenAI Fires Safety Team Because Who Needs Safety Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three OpenAI safety researchers, Mikita Balesni, Tomak Korbak, and Jasmine Wang,…

ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
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ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…

Rubio Heads to Greece to Launch Presidential Rumor Mill Officially Now
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Rubio Heads to Greece to Launch Presidential Rumor Mill Officially Now

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Marco Rubio’s latest speech in Athens, Greece, and I have to say,…

Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes
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Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is at it again, trying to ban CNN,…

Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award
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Caleb Flynn Gets Prize for Worst Husband Ever Award

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case, folks. Former American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn is about to…

Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign
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Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political ad from the Democrats, and I’ve got to say,…

Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego
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Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats are planning for “doomsday scenarios” in the upcoming…

Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House
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Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department is arguing that President Trump should be allowed…

Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
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Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…

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