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Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3
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Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some angsty alt-metal? 🤘 A KILLER’S CONFESSION, the band led by former MUSHROOMHEAD…

Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
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Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…

Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony
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Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is standing trial…

Philadelphia Home Yields Disturbing Images And Five Missing Women Somehow
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Philadelphia Home Yields Disturbing Images And Five Missing Women Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story out of Philadelphia, where a search for an illegally…

Travis Kelce Gets Sacked by Ponzi Scheme for Millions
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Travis Kelce Gets Sacked by Ponzi Scheme for Millions

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there’s this guy Siddharth Jawahar, the creator of a Texas-based…

Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season
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Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Cyndi Lauper is back, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and she’s celebrating 40 years of her iconic album…

Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill
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Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Winter hasn’t even started yet, and people are already worrying about…

LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
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LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…

KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
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KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…

Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
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Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…

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