Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…
Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…
Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…
Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…
Primal Fear still exists somehow
OMG, you guys, power metal veterans PRIMAL FEAR are back with a new album, “Shadowriders”, and I’m literally shaking with…
Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too
Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more news about PANTERA’s never-ending tour with METALLICA. I mean, who…
Comeback Kid still exists somehow
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…
Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…
China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest news from CNN. Apparently, US officials…