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WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
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WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…

Robert Plant still making music for your dad
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Robert Plant still making music for your dad

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🙄 I mean, it’s not…

Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing
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Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Fox News and the Trump White House, and…

Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently
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Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a family in South Florida who’s going through a nightmare. A…

Eric Forrest humbled to have survived Voivod tour without losing his mind
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Eric Forrest humbled to have survived Voivod tour without losing his mind

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the metal world reeling (or not), former Voivod vocalist/bassist Eric Forrest…

Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like
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Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Anthrax played a…

Violet Grohl Covers The Cures High for Triple J
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Violet Grohl Covers The Cures High for Triple J

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

Violet Grohl is the latest guest to appear on Triple J’s Like a Version series, performing a cover of The…

Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
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Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…

Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies
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Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about billionaire investor Leon Black, who’s suing the House committee investigating Jeffrey Epstein.…

Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza
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Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Anker, the company that’s been slowly taking over every aspect of our lives, one gadget at a time, has made…

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