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TESLA too lazy to make new music
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TESLA too lazy to make new music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…

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I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…

Hayley Williams Performs Sinéad O’Connor Classic in Dublin Concert
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Hayley Williams Performs Sinéad O’Connor Classic in Dublin Concert

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Hayley Williams closed out the European leg of her “Hayley Williams At A Bachelorette Party” tour at Dublin’s National Stadium…

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