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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel
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Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry’s most beloved retirees are back with yet another iteration of…

Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
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Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…

CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again
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CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

The White House has decided to bar CNN from flying on Air Force One on Saturday, and I’m just sitting…

Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
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Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…

GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming
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GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow
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Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

The Division 2 is still chugging along, and I’m not surprised. After all, why kill a cash cow when you…

Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel
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Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

I just found out that Greta Van Fleet, the Grammy Award-winning rock band, was the musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel…

Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power
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Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Kamala Harris is heading to Michigan to campaign with Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

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