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Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…

Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
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Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…

Primal Fear still exists somehow
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Primal Fear still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

OMG, you guys, power metal veterans PRIMAL FEAR are back with a new album, “Shadowriders”, and I’m literally shaking with…

Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too
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Pantera gets to open for Metallica because legacy acts need paychecks too

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more news about PANTERA’s never-ending tour with METALLICA. I mean, who…

Comeback Kid still exists somehow
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Comeback Kid still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…

Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
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Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…

China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest news from CNN. Apparently, US officials…

Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life
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Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🚀 Alan Davey, the legendary bassist and songwriter, is releasing a…

Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
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Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…

Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions
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Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a story that’s just, well, unbelievable. A man killed eight of his relatives,…

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