Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has thrown his support behind Darline Graham, the…
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Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of “Chelsea Jane Doe” is finally closed after 26…
AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…
Circle Pit on Lorna Shore set (Charlotte, NC — 07/21/2026)
Let's Dance! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…
Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet
As the streaming wars continue to rage on, Disney is reportedly considering a free tier for its Disney Plus service,…
Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious feels? Because I just listened to the latest episode of the…
Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…
ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…