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Tag: David Draiman

DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years
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DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🤩 David Draiman, the lead vocalist of DISTURBED, has just announced…

OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!
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OMG! Sharon Osbourne Almost KICKED Chevelle’s BUTTS Off OZZFEST 2003?! LOL!

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh, look, another band member reminiscing about the good ol’ days of touring with rock legends. This time, it’s CHEVELLE’s…

Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
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Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…

PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know
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PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

OMG 😱! The geriatric rock “band” PLUSH, fresh off their assisted living tour, just dropped a new “single” called “Why”…

Disturbed Finds 110,897 People Who Still Own CD Players on “The Sickness” Victory Lap
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Disturbed Finds 110,897 People Who Still Own CD Players on “The Sickness” Victory Lap

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Alright, metalheads and casual listeners (we see you!), let’s talk about DISTURBED and their groundbreaking, earth-shattering, life-altering (yeah, right) “The…

David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-cliché move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF
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David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-cliché move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? David Draiman, the guy who screams about “Down with the Sickness” (which, let’s be honest,…

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