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Tag: David Harbour

Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…

Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer
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Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic Christmas battle of the century! πŸŽ…πŸΌπŸ’₯ If you thought the first Violent Night was…

MSG Kept List Of Celebrity Guests Including Sexual Orientation Details
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MSG Kept List Of Celebrity Guests Including Sexual Orientation Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Madison Square Garden kept a running list of rappers, musicians, actors, and other celebrities, labeling them as risks and also…

Stranger Things 5 – Volume 2 Trailer Drops and the Kids Haven’t Grown Up Yet
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Stranger Things 5 – Volume 2 Trailer Drops and the Kids Haven’t Grown Up Yet

FinnDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The World Might End on Boxing Day, So Cancel Your Sales! 🚨 In a shocking turn of…

Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
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Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! πŸ™„ Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…

Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
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Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh. My. God. πŸ™„ Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…

Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
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Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…

Thunderbolts’ Streaming Premiere Date Announced (As If You Care)
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Thunderbolts’ Streaming Premiere Date Announced (As If You Care)

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh boy, another Marvel movie! πŸ™„ As if we didn’t have enough of those already. But wait, this one’s *different*.…

🀯 SHOCKER! Marvel Caught RED-HANDED?! “Thunderbolts” Trailer FULL of FAKE Scenes?! Harbour SPILLS THE TEA! β˜•οΈπŸ”₯
🚨 SCAM ALERT! Marvel's "Thunderbolts" Trailer is a LIE?! Actor Admits FAKE FOOTAGE! WHAT ELSE is Disney HIDING?! 🧐
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🀯 SHOCKER! Marvel Caught RED-HANDED?! “Thunderbolts” Trailer FULL of FAKE Scenes?! Harbour SPILLS THE TEA! β˜•οΈπŸ”₯

FinnMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, for the love of God, somebody hold my beer! 🍺 It looks like the House of Mouse and its…

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