Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese
Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, they’re back! POWER TRIP, the Texan thrashers who were last seen… well, you know 💀. Guitarist…
Tag: DC
Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps
Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical Left! West Virginia’s National Guard is bravely assisting President Trump in securing…
DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment
Another day, another victory for the radical Left! A D.C. jury, likely filled with card-carrying socialists from Georgetown, has acquitted…
Jeanine Pirro, Top DC Prosecutor, Saves FBI Agents from Unemployment Line, Because Apparently, Even the FBI Needs a Helping Hand These Days
JEANINE PIRRO SAVES FBI AGENTS FROM DEEP STATE PURGE! You won’t BELIEVE what happened! Our fearless US Attorney Jeanine Pirro,…
‘Border Patrol Officer Gets Sandwiched Between a Rock and a Hard Lunch in DC, Claims Onion Breath’
Here we go again, folks! Another snowflake meltdown in our nation’s capital. This time, it’s a “resistance” fighter using a…
Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman
Dark Horse Comics, oh, you sweet summer child of the comics industry. Known for *cough* “classics” like Hellboy (the movie…
5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL
Another day, another excuse for the liberal media to whine about something. But fear not, patriots, because your favorite President…
Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion
Another day, another socialist scare tactic! Now they’re coming for our rockstars! This time, it’s Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe,…
AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity 🙄, is gracing us with a…
“The Love Doctor” Movie: More Like “The Comedy of Errors” Premiere
**OMG!🤦♀️ The Love Doctor🤮 “premiere” is at Xscape Theatres Brandywine 14 in Washington DC! 🎬 Green & Gold carpet?🤢 Dress…