Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…
Tag: DC
Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…
Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…
Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…
Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…
Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that the Department of Defense…
President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…
CNN and friends demand White House access back
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…