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FBI Officials Face Charges For Possibly Not Ignoring Biden
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FBI Officials Face Charges For Possibly Not Ignoring Biden

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Virginia Man Gives Iwo Jima Statue Extreme Makeover
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Virginia Man Gives Iwo Jima Statue Extreme Makeover

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man beheaded a statue at the Battle of Iwo Jima…

RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements
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RFK Jr’s Guy Bails on Trump Admin Over Lunch Disagreements

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Calley Means, a big cheese in the “Make America Healthy Again” movement, who…

Corey Lewandowski’s Latest Venture Runs Into Minor Ethics Speed Bump
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Corey Lewandowski’s Latest Venture Runs Into Minor Ethics Speed Bump

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Justice Department is investigating some allegations of…

DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon
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DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Trump administration’s plan to build a 250-foot…

Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror
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Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎃️👻 Clayface is coming to a theater near you, and it’s a…

DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated
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DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

The latest abomination to emerge from the depths of Hollywood’s desperation is a film adaptation of DC Comics’ Clayface, because…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 21, 2026

Before Clayface got his own 2026 movie from DC Studios, he had headlined exactly zero (0) monthly comic series. Sure,…

Trump Team’s Court Contempt Finally Gets Its Day
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Trump Team’s Court Contempt Finally Gets Its Day

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is having a hard time…

Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities
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Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest plan to renovate a public golf course in Washington, DC,…

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