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Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Twin Falls, Idaho, where a shooting occurred…

Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough
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Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest suggestion to expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices,…

Justice Dept. quietly ditches Reflecting Pool renovation debacle lawsuit suddenly
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Justice Dept. quietly ditches Reflecting Pool renovation debacle lawsuit suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the case against former Olympian David Hearn, and…

Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently
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Alaska Plane Crash Blamed On Obvious Pilot Mistakes Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one is a doozy. A pilot of…

Trump Passports Now Available Because You Clearly Want Them
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Trump Passports Now Available Because You Clearly Want Them

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development with US passports, and I have to say, it’s…

AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
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AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…

Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
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Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…

Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
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Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…

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