“The Love Doctor” Movie: More Like “The Comedy of Errors” Premiere
**OMG!🤦♀️ The Love Doctor🤮 “premiere” is at Xscape Theatres Brandywine 14 in Washington DC! 🎬 Green & Gold carpet?🤢 Dress…
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Foo Fighters Drop New “Tune,” Tease Geriatric Rock Odyssey with Stone Age Queens in 2026
FOO FIGHTERS, those purveyors of dad-rock and stadium anthems for people who still think flannel is cool, are gracing us…
Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…
Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends
**OMG! 🙄 Howard Homecoming Soiree! Oct 24th, 9 PM – 3 AM, 201 Massachusetts Ave NE, DC. Free before 11…
Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail
You won’t BELIEVE the latest shenanigans from the Socialist Stronghold of Washington, D.C.! It seems the radical leftists are at…
AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not
Behold! 🤡 The original, the one, the only… DAVE EVANS is back! 🎉 To commemorate a half-century of… well, something…
Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale
🤡OMG! You won’t BELIEVE how close we were to seeing Deadpool RUIN Peacemaker Season 2! 🤣 Like, seriously, James Gunn…
US Army Priorities: Swanky DC Conference or Feeding the Troops? You Decide
Oh, the horror! Our brave military leaders might miss their little shindig in DC because of a *government shutdown*? Don’t…
Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife
DEE SNIDER, the mouth that roared (or maybe just squeaked), graced Lita Ford’s stage on Friday, October 3, at The…
ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…