Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…
Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest financial disclosure, and let me tell you, it’s a…
CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next
The news that the United States and Iran are no longer openly at war is a pretty big deal, folks.…
Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our…
Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…
G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously
Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our great…
Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets having a field day with their latest “scandal”! As of 2026, our great…