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Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself
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Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Selena Gomez’s mental health startup, Wondermind, and I have to say, it’s a…

Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To
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Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Law enforcement technology company Flock is trying to clean up its…

Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
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Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…

Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
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Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…

Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
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Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…

Nvidia And Wall Street Go All In On AI Gold Rush
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Nvidia And Wall Street Go All In On AI Gold Rush

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Nvidia joining forces with some big-name investors to lend out over $500…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
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Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

Inflation Soars Because Who Needs Money Anyway
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Inflation Soars Because Who Needs Money Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The cost of living in Seattle is getting out of hand,…

Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken
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Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The age-old question: which is worth more, a company that’s…

US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently
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US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the State Department’s latest blunder, folks. Apparently, they used a map at an…

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